Cotton-Eyed Joe
Another good ole boy, tryin' to scare you into hoarding your loot.
"If 'yer bout to go out 'n risk it, store some valuables 'fore ya go."
"Ya think bout what 'yer leaving to the next of kin?"
"Come o' now, no takin' valuables to the fray, put em away."
"Ya got 'yer own persons bank right here."
"This 'ere vault keeps 'yer shinies safe should ya die."
"Better be safe out there youngin, rainy days always a'head."